REIGEN (Hands Around)

SCENE TWO

THE SOLDIER AND THE CHAMBERMAID

[The Prater. Sunday Night. A path leading from the Amusement Park to the dark lanes. One can still hear the confused and jangling music from the Amusement Park, and the trombone strains of an ordinary Polka.]

CHAMBERMAID: Come on, now, tell me why you had to leave so soon, anyway. [SOLDIER laughs stupidly, in embarrassment.] It was so lovely there. I'm crazy about dancing. [SOLDIER grabs her around the waist. She does not protest.] We're not dancing anymore. What are you holding me so tight for?

SOLDIER: What's your name? Kathi?

CHAMBERMAID: You've always got a Kathi on the brain.

SOLDIER: Oh I know what it is . . . Marie.

CHAMBERMAID: Lordy, it's dark here. It kinda scares me.

SOLDIER: You needn't be scared when you're with me. Thank God I'm the man I am!

CHAMBERMAID: But where are we heading for, anyway? There ain't a soul here. Please, let's go on back! Lord, it's dark!

SOLDIER: [Drawing on his cigar so that the end glows red.] It's gettin' lighter now. Ha ha! Oh you sweetie, you!

CHAMBERMAID: Hey, what are you doin'? If I'd a known--!

SOLDIER: I'll be damned if there was a plumper piece of goods in the dance-hall than you, Miss Marie.

CHAMBERMAID: Did you try 'em all out?

SOLDIER: Oh you can find out plenty just dancing. And how! Crikey!

CHAMBERMAID: But you did dance more with that crooked-faced blonde than you did with me.

SOLDIER: She's an old friend of an old friend of mine.

CHAMBERMAID: That corporal with the turned-up moustache!

SOLDIER: Oh no, the civilian, you know, the man who sat at the table with me at first, with the beery voice.

CHAMBERMAID: Oh sure, I know. That's a fresh feller, that is.

SOLDIER: Did he get fresh with you? Wait till I get at him. What did he do to you?

CHAMBERMAID: Oh nothing--I just saw how he was with the others.

SOLDIER: Listen, Miss Marie . . .

CHAMBERMAID: You'll burn me with that cigar.

SOLDIER: Beg your pardon--Miss Marie. Say, how about gettin' a little chummy, eh?

CHAMBERMAID: I don't know you very well yet . . .

SOLDIER: Hell, lots of people get chummy before they know each other.

CHAMBERMAID: Well, perhaps, next time when we . . . But Mr. Franz--

SOLDIER: So you've found out my name, have you?

CHAMBERMAID: But Mr. Franz--

SOLDIER: Leave off the Mister, Marie.

CHAMBERMAID: Say, don't be so fresh--what if somebody came!

SOLDIER: What if they did, you can't see a damn thing here.

CHAMBERMAID: For goodness sakes, what do you think you're doing, anyway?

SOLDIER: Look, there's two just like us.

CHAMBERMAID: Where? I don't see anything.

SOLDIER: There--in front of us.

CHAMBERMAID: What do you mean--"just like us"?

SOLDIER: Oh well, I mean, they like each other too.

CHAMBERMAID: Say, look out, will you? I almost fell.

SOLDIER: Oh, that's the fence, I guess.

CHAMBERMAID: If you keep on pushing like that I'll fall down.

SOLDIER: Ssshh, not so loud.

CHAMBERMAID: I'll scream if you don't look out-- See here, what are you doin'--say--

SOLDIER: There isn't a soul anywheres near.

CHAMBERMAID: Let's go on back where there are people.

SOLDIER: We don't need people, do we, baby, to . . . Ha ha.

CHAMBERMAID: But for God's sakes, Mr. Franz, honest-- if I'd a known-- Oh my God-- look out-- Oh--!

SOLDIER: [Blissfully.] Lord almighty! . . . Oh! . . .

CHAMBERMAID: . . . I can't see your face at all.

SOLDIER: Face, hell . . .

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SOLDIER: Look here, Marie, you can't just lay there on the grass all night.

CHAMBERMAID: Well, help me up then.

SOLDIER: Up you go, baby.

CHAMBERMAID: Oh my God, Franz.

SOLDIER: What's the matter now?

CHAMBERMAID: You're a bad lot, Franz.

SOLDIER: Sure, sure. Hey, wait a minute.

CHAMBERMAID: You're not going to leave me here!

SOLDIER: Let a fellow light a cigarette, can't you?

CHAMBERMAID: It's awful dark.

SOLDIER: It'll be light again tomorrow morning.

CHAMBERMAID: Say you like me a little, don't you?

SOLDIER: Lord, you must have felt I did, Marie!

CHAMBERMAID: Where are we going now?

SOLDIER: Back, of course.

CHAMBERMAID: Don't walk so fast!

SOLDIER: What's worrying you? I don't like walking in the dark.

CHAMBERMAID: Say, do you like me a little, Franz?

SOLDIER: I just told you I did, didn't I?

CHAMBERMAID: Come on, give me a kiss, huh?

SOLDIER: [Condescendingly.] There . . . Listen -- you can hear the music again.

CHAMBERMAID: I suppose you want to dance again?

SOLDIER: Sure, why not?

CHAMBERMAID: Well, you see, Franz, I've got to go home. They'll be sore at me already, my missus don't like me to go out at all, anyhow.

SOLDIER: Alright then, run along home.

CHAMBERMAID: I kinda thought you'd take me home, Mr. Franz.

SOLDIER: Take you home? Oh--

CHAMBERMAID: It's sorta lonesome goin' home all alone--

SOLDIER: Where do you live, anyway?

CHAMBERMAID: It ain't far at all--it's in Porzellan Street.

SOLDIER: That so? Well, that's pretty much on my way . . . but it's too early for me now . . . it's my night out, I don't have to be back at the barracks before twelve. I'm goin' to dance some more.

CHAMBERMAID: Oh I know you, now it's the pie-faced blonde's turn!

SOLDIER: Ha! She's not so damn pie-faced at that.

CHAMBERMAID: Oh God, men are awful. I bet you treat 'em all like this.

SOLDIER: All's a bit too much!

CHAMBERMAID: Please, Franz -- just for tonight -- stay with me, won't you--?

SOLDIER: Alright, alright. But I can have a few more dances, can't I?

CHAMBERMAID: I ain't goin' to dance with no one no more!

SOLDIER: Here we are already . . .

CHAMBERMAID: Where?

SOLDIER: Back at the dance-hall, of course! How quick we got back. They're still playing that . . . tadatara tadatara-- [Sings.] Well then, if you want to wait for me I'll take you home . . . if you don't . . . tootly-oo--

CHAMBERMAID: I'll wait for you. [They step into the dance hall.]

SOLDIER: Treat yourself to a glass of beer, Miss Marie. [Turning to a blonde girl who is just dancing with a youth, very politely.] May I have a dance, Miss?--